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Complete Your Evil Plan

Posted in Geekesque by daianara on November 29, 2010

Daca tot e luni sa incercam ceva light&funny. :D V-ati dorit vreodata sa vedeti cum ar arata in scris planul vostru de cucerire a lumii (I know you have one!)? Well look no further, am gasit programul care va ajuta sa faceti fix asta in 5 pasi usori (fara informatiile suplimentare).

Asta mi-a iesit mie:

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: criminal activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: love (yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the internet. This will all be done from a island of Mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an End to Sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your Dashing Good Looks, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

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