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Posted in Geekesque by daianara on April 25, 2010

I haz them. sigh

#1

At work.

People looking over my shoulder: What is that?

It’s called Google Chrome. It’s the browser I use.

Oooo.

And what browser do you use?

Oh, I just use Google.

o_O

And what do you use for security, Windows?

^Actual conversation after having seen the video below.

#2

In a bar.

Your skin is so soft.

o_O Yeah, I’m a a woman, we’re like that.

Not all of you.

Dude, who the fuck have you been dating, Yeti?

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  1. Elena said, on April 25, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    Am avut si eu o discutie asemanatoare cu prima, m-a intrebat cineva de o pagina de net care nu se deschidea cu IE, parca, si i-am zis ca mie mi s-a deschis cu Firefox si Chrome, try them. Raspunsul pe care l-am primit a fost ca a incercat si cu google si cu yahoo si tot n-a mers. o_O Oh well, se pare ca unii nu stiu ce-i ala browser. :-<
    Iar a doua e… damn creepy. :-S

  2. daianara said, on April 25, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Se pare ca ii ajungem din urma pe americani. Macar pe mama am instruit-o bine. She knows damn well what Chrome is. :lol: As for the guy, I dunno who told people that laying your hands on a girl&acting like she’s your gf is ok at 2h after you first met. But I would shoot the person. -_-

  3. Elena said, on April 26, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    I’d rather shoot the idiots that actually came to believe that’s ok. Da’ banuiesc ca as avea prea multi oameni pe constiinta. :lol:

  4. daianara said, on April 26, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    Well, it’s like I once said on a similar topic. Guys, the man who told you hair gel is sexy just admited he’s gay. His name is Ricky Martin. If you wanna date girls drop it from your daily routine. If you wanna date guys…we now have special clubs for that. :P


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