The fabulous life

Don’t google the one you love

Posted in Rants by daianara on September 22, 2009

Or if you do, nu-i spune asta in fata la prima intalnire. Cu mandrie. Si aer de complicitate. Nu, nu ma cunosti daca stii vag cum arat dintr-o poza de 30 x 30 pixeli. Sau daca afli ce facultate am terminat si unde am fost azi-vara. Dar sunt sanse destul de mari sa fie ultima data cand ma vezi.

Nu ma simt flatata daca ma suni de 4 ori dupa ce am iesit o data in oras. Doar ca sa vezi « ce fac ». Din contra, incep sa ma gandesc cum sa-ti blochez numarul (a big « fuck you Vodafone ! » la faza asta).

Nu o sa-ti raspund daca nu te am in agenda telefonului si primesc mesaje de genul « de ce nu mai esti pe net ? ». Fuck you, in primul rand. Nu sunt pentru ca probabil m-ai « impresionat » atat de tare incat am recurs la permanently off-line, delete from address book si report as spam in secunda doi. Ori pur si simplu sunt ocupata si n-am chef de cineva care stiu ca m-ar deranja.

Nu ma distreaza nici glumele pe care le faci de obicei cu prietenii de iesit la bere. Iesi in oras cu o fata, show some respect. Ca inteligenta se pare ca e prea mult sa cer. Iar daca vezi ca avem o conversatie care se misca cu viteza melcului turbat, sa nu te surprinda daca-i pun eu capat. I do have better things to do.

Where did all the normal people  go?

PS: Credit goes to O. for the title.

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  1. Elena said, on September 22, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    Just to make things clear, faza cu google e pe bune, sau e… metaforic spus? Ma gandesc ca daca m-ar cauta cineva pe google ar avea sanse minime sa ma gaseascai due to my very common name. :))

  2. xelomon said, on September 23, 2009 at 9:28 am

    :)) i did google some guys – and for one i’ve found out that he had just opened an account on DeviantArt, which led to a very interesting conversation.
    The search itself is not bad, throwing it in the face is bad. And the pics… why do men want to see pics? So visual…

    Hey, I’m glad you’re back on the blog! :)

  3. daianara said, on September 23, 2009 at 10:16 am

    @Elena Oh, it’s for real alright. *sigh
    @Xelo Thank you dear. :* Eu de obicei functionez on rage power. If nothing pisses me off, I have a hard time writting. :lol:
    About the pics…I dunno, si eu as vrea sa vad pics, if available. Dar I’m a well behaved stalker.

  4. DannY-L said, on September 23, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Sa inteleg ca strainezul si-a dat arama pe fata pana la urma? :))

  5. daianara said, on September 23, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    Nu.

  6. devland said, on September 24, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    Sfatul din titlu e valabil probabil doar pentru indivizii descrisi in cuprins, right?
    Oricum, primul gand venit: Cum naiba ati ajuns pana la a iesi in oras?

  7. daianara said, on September 25, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    Parca ti-am mai zis, nu lua totul ad-literam, it ruins the whole point of a mild comic effect. And he asked and I didn’t have anything better to do. -_-

  8. devland said, on September 26, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    Pai cine ia acuma lucrurile ad-literam?
    Anyway, no need to go critical-mass all of a sudden. :)

    • daianara said, on September 27, 2009 at 9:09 am

      It’s not my fault, really. I just finished Mass Effect and I feel bad ass. :”>

  9. LittleGreenLies said, on October 6, 2009 at 3:00 am

    Where did all the normal people go? Asta ma intreb si eu, uneori de cateva ori pe zi. Cred ca o sa ajung la politie sa ii intreb si pe ei, mai stii? :)

  10. daianara said, on October 7, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Asta imi aduce aminte de o faza vazuta ieri, in ultimul episod din House MD. Isi suna prietenul si asta intreaba: “House, is that you?” La care House: “Of course it’s me, do you have any other friends calling you from the asylum?”. Si mi-am dat seama ca asta nu mi se pare deloc ciudat. Normal people, our kind of normal, don’t hang out in the usual places. :P

  11. xelomon said, on October 7, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    first of all…. what does “normal” mean???

  12. daianara said, on October 9, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    Ah, I was wondering when someone would catch on to that. Now of course “normal” means something else for every person. But I think in our case it can be described as smart, beautiful, amazing, talented people who don’t go for the norms of Romanian society (i.e. gipsy wedding).


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